What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 10:55

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Do straight guys like to see cocks?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
Can supporters of gun control explain the purpose behind a gun registry?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Goldfinger
Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-J W Pepper
How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Need a different reason to eat more fiber? How about microplastics? - The Seattle Times
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why did my ex move on so quickly?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
I'm straight, so why do I love watching guys cum?
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.